Pulling a Brett Farve


a person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.
i was so pathetic last night i was pulling a brett farve and some old man now wants to kick my -ss.

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