Pulling a Cristina
the inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. the guest could for instance choose to pull a cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.
guy 1: hey how did things go with that girl last night?
guy 2: i just don’t get it man.. things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a cristina
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