Pulling a Dickens
when you/someone gets way to descriptive in conversation or text and ends up writing a f-cking novel with what could’ve been a simple idea.
tim: dude, are you coming? we’re gonna be late.
andy: yeah, sorry man, my wife is pulling a d-ckens and wrote me a f-cking book about exactly what she wants from the store. took 4 messages to tell me what kind of pasta i need to get.
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