swamp dick
the sensation you feel on your p-n-s when:
a) you take a condom off of your d-ck right after you bang a nice hot and wet v-g-n-.
b) you get hot and sweaty and dont shower for a few days.
a) will: dude, i just banged the guts out of this sl-t in my car, and when i took the condom off, my d-ck felt all slimey and weird like it was in a sauna for 3 days.
me: sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp d-ck!
b) will: dude, i just got back from a 3-day -ss spelunking expedition with my boyfriend, chris, and it feels like i got a sweaty rodent in my pants.
me: sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp d-ck!
all of the left over resin collected from the bottom of one’s bong. often has a swamp like texture, usually accompanied by the taste of d-ck when smoked. thc content increases over time.
swamp d-ck should definitely be featured this year at the cannabis cup. that sh-t is fire.
when f-cking a hot chick at the lake, you pull out and dip the tip of your c-ck in the mud and reinsert.
dude, i just totally swampd-cked kelly’s -ss
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