making people think you care but then turning around and being the c-ntiest c-nt in c-ntland
she was pulling a donna so i blocked that irrelevant b-tch.
describing the female reproductive system of a woman who produces numerous children, often with little down time between. that tramp’s cooch is a pezgina, she just keeps popping out one baby after another like a pez dispenser.
- puking baby
life of being a mom in two words i am the mother of a puking baby
- pimms cup
when you and your partner are doing it, then you just start jack hammering and spin 360° while you drink soda water last night we decided to try doing the pimms cup and now we have ants. cos that’s how we get ants.
- hot back soup
when you c-m on someone’s back and your c-m pools into the small of their back. i made hot back soup with tammy last night.
- the crayon fic
a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their r-ct-ms. please don’t read, im scarred for life. “hey, have you read the crayon fic?” “never say the word crayon again you b-tch hoe f-cking f-cker”