v/ to work from home… named after the fact that george washington was the only president to never actually live in the white house. instead, he governed from mount vernon!
once, i forgot to hand in my work for french… good job the lesson was on thursday, and my then-teacher of french liked pulling a george washington on fridays.
n. a lady in stylish pre-colombian inspired attire., adj. inspired by pocahontas selina was all vogueahontas with that fringe on her deerskin vest.
- fatty over
to make a change of plans if someone doesn’t want to do it 1: alright so we’re just gonna go to the movies. 2: well only if you want to i’d rather chill at home 3: alright we can do something we both wanna do, there’s no need to fatty over it.
- noodle sticks
also know as chop sticks the food in the takeout bag didn’t have any noodle sticks.
- sandling drag chute
when you are so fast you can run a 4.50 40yd dash, your pants disintegrate, and your b-lls stretch out due to drag and flail in the wind behind you wile running, just like a jet fuel car completing a 1/4 mile drag race. woah, man! check out the sandling drag chute that guy has […]
- bea miller
bea is short for beatrice, she was on the tv show x factor when she was about 12 and got pretty far in the compet-tion. although she didn’t win, she went on and got signed and now has her debut alb-m “this is not an apology” which has a few of the favorites “yes girl” […]