Pulling a Helen Keller
pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
“i asked this chick at the bar for a f-ck and she went all lesbian on me!”
“she pulled a helen keller on ya!”
“mrs. moore asked jenna for her homework and then jenna started pulling a helen keller!”
“what happened?”
“jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the cl-ssroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!”
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