Pulling A Jarred
to exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say “man she has a website, shes a model i had to do it”
last night bob was so drunk at the club he was pulling a jarred. he was saying to women “if she doesn’t weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way im gonna pound her”
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