Pulling a Joe
“pulling a joe” means moving in on your friends girl or ex-girlfriend. especially when there are deep feelings involved. “pulling a joe” is the ultimate diss to your guy friend.
minags: what’s wrong carlo?
carlo: f-ckin ron. pulled a joe on me with torri. i thought we were cool too.
minags: d-mn, sorry man. i didn’t realize he was pulling a joe.
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when one urinates in their tent, then proceeds to throw up and fall in it
flashing a paramedic is not necessary but it helps
can also be used as a verb as in ‘guys i’m joe’ing all over the place’ and ‘man i totally just joe’d myself’
guys where’s joe?’ ‘oh he’s pulling a joe again
usually referring to a guy that just recently got rejected, where the man who got rejected makes it worse than it actually is, complains to everyone, and takes it out on those that tried to help him out of his depression.
tim: yo what’s up with adam? he’s been a real d-ck to me recently.
ben: madeline just told him they couldn’t be anything more than friends… he’s just pulling a joe. he’ll be fine.
tim: that sucks… i still think he’s being a d-ck.
when it is only 10:00 am and you are already eating lunch.
joe at my job eats lunch at 10:00 am….so early lunch is called pulling a joe.
lying and or making shut up.
mike: i just took a sh-t and ate it
jake: ok your pulling a joe
pulling a joe: a drunk belligernt person who attacks their freind why they are sleeping.
d-mn last night mike was pulling a joe when he got all drunk and attacked sterling.
when someone tells a story to one-up the current story being told. usually involves something so outrageous, you are more interested in why they would tell such a lie than the story being told.
chris: hey, bruce lee was a great martial artist.
james: yeah, he would have awesome to meet in person.
joe: yeah, my dad sparred with him, and kicked his -ss. my dad was trained by frank dux, and was responsible for the game street fighter, which is based on him.
james/chirs: wow, you sure are pulling a joe with that one.
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