pulling a John

the act of beeing concerned by one’s own schedule without giving a sh-t about other people’s time.
1. here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. the dumb -ss pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.
when you change the subject
girl: why did you flake on me?
guy: so how bout those patriots?

he was pulling a john
when a guy is dating a girl and decides, after verdantly pursuing her for weeks, that he is no longer interested. instead of being upfront and honest, he disappears without explanation. this makes interactions with the girl extremely awkward when they don’t need to be. when the girl tries to find out what’s going on by sending a thoughtful and honest text or email, the guy ignores this, making the girl feel rejected, hurt, and confused.

the reasons for abandoning the relationship are typically psychological in origin (i.e. mommy/daddy issues, fear of commitment/intimacy, etc).
“how are things going with dan? you guys seem way into each other!” “oh, i haven’t heard from him in over a week. he dropped off the face of the earth. i guess he’s pulling a john.”
it is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.
one is pulling a john when one grabs a remote control and set the tv to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.
to be an stupid annoying dumb -ss, that complains to your friends about you and expects them not to tell you.
– a person that only talks about weed and seriously has the iq of a goldfish because of how r-t-rded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely b-tt ugly and no one loves them
john: hehehehehe i’m so high right now, i only like skinny pretty girls that are awesome and play call of duty

joe: dude lets go get high

friend:don’t pull a john dude

pulling a john makes you a f-g
when you f-ck a girl before you leave her
did you brake up with your girlfriend bro?
yeah but i was pulling a john before i did it.
when something more important is eminent, you instead ignore all responsibility. also, leaving your trash all over the place and acting like a total slob.
john had a test, but instead of studying he was pulling a john and playing pokemon and leaving his take-out food all over the couch.