Pulling A Kizzy
pulling a kizzy is the act of taking your laptop onto the toilet with you while you take a sh-t. it is a great way of keeping yourself entertained whilst sh-tting. you can keep im chats going, surf the web, watch tv shows, movies or p-rn, buy a new car, all from the comfort of your toilet. if performed properly, you run no risk of bacteria transfer onto the laptop. it’s a perfectly safe, proven method for on-toilet entertainment.
–example 1–
llamar: ight mayne i finna drop a deuce now yahurrd
dwayne: ay yo mayne, the f-ck you be doin? you takin yo comp in there to jerk off or sumfin?
llamar: nah mayne aintchu eva heard of pulling a kizzy? dat sh-t is crazy…
dwayne: d-mn crip imma run home and try that sh-t right now
llamar: ight, coo, peace
–example 2–
[email protected] says: sup
[email protected] says: nm mayne pullin a kizzy
[email protected] says: oh d-mn cool i pulled one earlier
[email protected] says: good for you
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