pullma
noun: masturbation (male).
derived from the phrase ‘i am off to pull my p-n-s’. shortened to i’m off for a pullma.
i was h-rny as a sailor home from 6 months at sea, and i couldn’t get a bird as i am so ugly. i ended up having a pullma round the back of the pub, as well as in the newsagents whilst looking at some scagmags.
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