Pulling a Knutson


to pull a knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour’s time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing severe “blue b-lls” and going home later that night to angrily m-st-rb-t- with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut b-tter.
dear christ, nova gave me such blue b-lls that i ended up pulling a knutson. my dog, chex, was not to pleased.

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