Pulling a Ludwig
while playing the sport of baseball, when a player makes a totally unnecessary dive at a ground or fly ball and completely misses it, usually resulting in the loss of the game and making the player himself, and all around him feel like total -ssholes.
bob: i hope that steve doesn’t pull a ludwig in todays game.
marty: yea, last game he was pulling a ludwig, and totally missed the ball and lost the game for us, when he probably could have just fielded it regularly and gotten the out.
bob: i feel like an -sshole just hearing you tell me this again.
steve: hey guys! whatcha talking about?
(bob and marty turn away and act like they did not hear steve)
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