pulling a marcus


always acting clumsy as f-ck and typically breaking sh-t; typically a person who misplaces everything also
he was pulling a marcus last night by tripping over the hookah hose and thus causing the hot coal to fall on the ground and burn a hole in the rug.
when a new-hire wins the company raffle for any prize (preferably a new tablet or ipad).
my wife totally pulled a marcus the other day. at the end of her interview for the job, she agreed to work for the company and signed up for the raffle for the new kindle and won it!

marc totally pulled a marcus at the company summer picnic when he won the ipad this summer. (pulling a marcus)
when you’re too poor too do anything, so you try to come up with an excuse to make yourself not look poor.
rudy: bro you wanna go to the mall today?

grant: nah man i can’t..

rudy: why dude it’ll be fun!

grant: i’m saving up to go on this big trip with my dad..

rudy: dude.. you’re really pulling a marcus right now.
muting your mic when things dont go your way. always going to eat food mid game just to deminish the chance for the team to win.
marcus where are you?
you just pulled a marcus
stop pulling a marcus!
where the fried chicken at?

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