Pulling a Martha
1) being very late.
2)inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time on the phone with some dude while you play with her yellow lab in the kitchen.
or
b)falling asleep while you watch a rob schneider movie.
1)yeah she said she’d be here in ten minutes… 45 minutes ago. she’s totally pulling a martha.
2a)all of a sudden i realized, “dang, i’ve been playing with this dog for a long time, where’d she go?” then i found her talking on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. such a cl-ssic martha move.
2b) i was laughing at rob schneider when i realized the other side of the room was silent. she was pulling a martha for sure.
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