pulling a martin
when your roommate says he’s going out of town, then shows up later that night without notice and you’re in the living room having s-x with your girlfriend.
martin: “right time, but dude, wrong place”. self: “no, you failed at not being gone for the night. right time, right place. :)” – pulling a martin
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