Pulling a Mayo
this is when you are completely aware of whats going on, and all of a sudden, you slump over in a fit of sleep. it lasts a long time, and can last through any amount of noise, pushing and shoving, or moving.
definition 2:
falling asleep while smoking a cigarette.
falling asleep while drinking a beer
falling asleep mid chew
falling asleep while driving
falling asleep in the middle of a smoking circle
falling asleep mid game (cards, video games, etc)
“dude, pick up the cigarette off his chest, he’s gonna light his chest hair on fire. he’s totally pulling a mayo right now.”
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