pulling a merk


when you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. like those marry on site tv shows.
gloria: hey, nice to meet you
brian: my names brian, marry me pls
*kneels down*
gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

pulling a merk

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