Pulling a Morgan
having the tendancy to be untrustworthy and thoughtless.
cant believe that f-cktard keeps pulling a morgan on me!! he missed our apointment five times already, next time i see him i’m so gonna beat the sh-t out of him!
act involving self injury initiated by distraction. i.e. walking into a pole when distracted by a loud sound.
did you see jenna walk into the pole? i think she was “pulling a morgan” when the alarm went off.
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