Pulling a Moses


when, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman’s -ss cheeks for first time penetration as if moses had parted the red sea for legions of followers.
i tried pulling a moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.

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