Pulling a Paul


jerking off using your own tears as lubricant
“did you hear about rich? he’s been so lonely that hes been pulling a paul every night”
ripping your pants in the attempt of looking good in front of your grandmother.
“did you see austin pulling a paul yesterday in gym cl-ss?”
“yeah, how embarr-ssing it must have been.”
losing a game of credit card roullette and subsequently running out of the bar without paying for the round of drinks.
brandon: hey, did you hear what happened at professor thom’s last night?
fatuous: fratting?
brandon: no, silv’s camp friend from saginaw mort fish tried pulling a paul.
fatuous: what happened?
brandon: we took away his canteen.

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