Pulling a Riley
injuring someone while trying to be affectionate. coined by a man of the same name, who awkwardly tried to be affectionate and ended up beating the cr-p out of his girlfriend over time. can be used as past tense, ‘pulled a riley’, and present tense, ‘pull a riley’.
male: -goes to put arm around a girl, punches her in the face-
female: way to pull a riley.
male: -runs and hugs girlfriend, which pushes her back against a wall hard enough to knock the wind out of her-
spectators: “did you see that guy pulling a riley? what an idiot.”
male: -kisses his girlfriend while she turns her head, effectively headb-tting her-
female: “if you keep pulling a riley, i’m going to end up beaten up and/or unconscious.”
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