Pulling a Scott
1
the act of being contrarian, obstructionist, argumentative and totally irritating for the sake of personal gain and/or laziness and/or the love of the sound of ones own voice.
2
the act of j-zzing on the floor and not cleaning up for a frightening amount of time.
“it’s all fun and games until somebody pulls a scott.”
“my inbox is flooded by some douche pulling a scott.”
“i’m not going in there man! somebody pulled a scott!”
pulling a “scott” is when you use someone else’s words as your own, without initially crediting them. occurs in many contexts, including when someone makes a joke that’s clever, somewhat obscure, and fits so well into the conversation it seems like they made it up on the spot. also, when someone inputs something extremely romantic into a conversation, which is actually a song lyric or a movie line.
lida: “are you still gonna love me when i’m old and wrinkly?”
scott: “i’ll buy you rogaine, when you start losing all your hair.” (ingrid michaelson, the way i am)
lida: “you’re precisely the reason they call it ‘pulling a scott,’ honey.”
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