Pulling a Selbie


the moment in which a female with nice b-ttocks goes for a hug, and the male then decides to grab the b-ttocks without the consent of the female. leaving the girl in shock.
male 1: dude she has a wicked -ss.
male 2: i dare you to pull a selbie!
male 1: i’ll do it!
female says hi, and goes for hug. male 1 grabs -ss with both hands.
female: what the f-ck?! pulling a selbie?!

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