Pulling a Teddy
mysteriously getting “sick” and missing school whenever there is a test or quiz. often someone who pulls a teddy won’t miss a full day and will simply come in late just after the test was taken or will get his/her parents to pick him/her up right before. they will almost always have a faked doctor’s note.
person 1: where’s john?
person 2: he’s got his mom to pick him up because he was “sick”
person 1: yeah right. he’s just pulling a teddy cause he doesn’t want to take the bio test
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