Pulling a Tooney
a poor excuse to get out of doing something that thus person is too shy, lazy, or unsociable to do. named after the infamous daniel toone (1991 ad).
or pulling a member of society called toone by the hair, either on head or pubic region.
pulling a tooney – “i can’t come out, i have jetlag.”
“i had to sign out, i thought i was ill but it turns out i was just hungry”
e.g tooney is one lazy b-st-rd, thus the term pulling a tooney to get out of something.
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