Pulling A Vanessa
normally found in sporty girls, when a woman wears a sports bra over her wire bra. this sounds ridiculous but it’s actually comfortable as f-ck and makes your b–bs look nice and perky.
girl 1: why are you pulling a vanessa
girl 2: because i feel lazy but perky.
girl 1: so its like the best of both worlds
girl 2: f-ck yea
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