Pulling a Watson


to urinate anywhere except the toilet in a public (or sometimes personal) bathroom. bonus for drenching the unused toilet paper with ones own urine in a stall and/or to p-ss on a neighbors shoes while they are urinating.
“luke pulled a watson again”

“i hate this bar, i’m gonna watson it”

“i was pulling a watson when jeff walked in, laughed, then joined in”
pulling a watson includes texting a friend (mainly opposite s-x) and making plans to hang out. when that person starts to plan where to meet, and all the details of hanging out you “pull a watson” and stop texting him/her; stop answering calls; and even go and hang out with someone else and have that said person lie to the friend you were to hang out with.
dude, zakk is totally pulling a watson on me!

yeah, zakk watson is the one who kept blowing me off, so i had to come up with a phrase for him.
to pull a watson is when someone jocks someone else for pretty much everything they do.
adley:nice shoes, where you get those
hypebeast: over at soho
adley: d-mn son, i wanna get a pair, and where you get your haircut? i wanna get that too
hypebeast: why are you pulling a watson

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