pulling a wolfe
claiming (falsely) to have any contact with a human female without providing any evidence, or evidence that evaporates upon a google reverse-image search
my friend claimed to have gotten laid this weekend and he even provided a picture, but i found out he was pulling a wolfe after i reverse-image searched it
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