breaking a promise in sfiv
you: what happened to my triple ultra finish?
anthony: sorry bro, i was pulling an anthony
- pulling a raker
when you do something most people would see a r-t-rded but you don’t. like stepping on a rake. man you pulled a raker last night and left with that hairy dude. you were “pulling a raker” chatting up that hairy fella last night. you don’t see it till it hits you in your tiny face. […]
- pulling a sluvie
a. the act of being a sl-t, in which you make your b–bs look bigger by pulling up your bra straps with hairties. b. or just being a complete wh-r- in general, by hooking up with taken men. a. “woah man, her b–bs grew overnight!” “nah man, shes just pulling a sluvie.” b. “she made […]
- pushing water uphill
a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. if you’ve ever tried to push water uphill you’ll understand the concept. literal-part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because […]
a pubic weave or extensions meant to decorate the otherwise less than appealing pubic hair. sometimes referred to as a “pubic mane” as cited as a point of pride by ron burgundy in the movie anchorman. see also merkin p-b-fro before a night of s-x, i always make sure my pweave is presentable. pat would […]
- pwnage pie
a delish, freshly baked pie filled with the fragments of n00bs. i was pwning so mcuh that de_dust looked like a smashed pwnage pie, so i took a break and ate some nooblet cakes.