pulling handles
an excuse you can use if anyone catches you in the act of beating off because the art of “pulling handles” in ceramics looks like the male form of masturbating.
professor: hey dan, what are you doing over there in the corner?
dan: oh…um…nothing…just pulling handles!
professor: ok, good…i thought you were masturbating.
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