totes my goats
slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. made popular by paul rudd’s character in i love you, man.
sydney: dude, we should rock out sometime.
peter: totally…. totes my goats.
guy 1: let’s go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
guy 2: totes my goats!
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