Pulling out the Ruler
when you are in a heated debate with someone else and there seems to be no end in sight. to end this altercation between two bro’s. this refers to the measurements of the male p-n-s, but in contest form.
mike: what are you saying? obama’s a great president.
joe: no he’s not he is terrible and isn’t getting anywhere with our economy.
mike: okay let’s start pulling out the ruler.
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