Pulser


anyone who goes by this name is automatically cl-ssed as awesome. a common trait of pulser’s is omniscience. the world as we know it would cease to exist should pulser not rule over the newblets. daily devotions are commonly given e.g “master awesome guide us, master awesome lead us, we are one under your omniscience.”
“wow, that guy is so awesome. he must be a pulser!”
a b-n-r, a woody, a stiff, pitching a tent, rager, ect.
jim had a major pulser after sarah’s top came off at the pool yesterday, he was so embarr-ssed.

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