puma, panther….cougar


the progression from late 20’s single chick feeling desparate to 30’s single chick looking desparate to full blown desparate and don’t give a sh-t cougar status
puma, panther….cougar is the progression of “cougars in training”

jessica and the other pumas went to the wedding and got blanked by more experienced panthers and cougars and therefore went home alone. again.

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