Puma Prowler
essentially, a younger version of a cougar. puma prowlers are typically under-30 females who enjoy dating/hitting on/hooking up with younger (yet still over 18) males or females. a responsible puma prowler however will always ask for identification from any potential target who looks like they can be underage. puma prowlers tend to be successful and financially well-kempt twenty-somethings with “sugar mama” tendencies.
she’s such a puma prowler, all her ex-boyfriends are still in college!, let’s go puma prowl at the ducks game this weekend!, last night danielle was puma prowling at $1 pbr night
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