pumch


to give opponent insane power. one might be trying to say punch over text, but when they make a typo it will come out as pumch. so really they have given you power and you will no longer be getting punched
irritating kid: “totally gonna pumch you at school tomorrow”

victim: “pumch?”
irritating kid: “you know what i meant”

victim: -shows urban dictionary pumch definition-

irritating kid: “sh-t”

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