Pump Action Pete


a guy who’s popularity in life or great success is due to the things he owns or the people he knows as opposed to anything he himself can take credit for. while he may seem fearless and confident take away any of the things that make him who he is and you’ll soon realize how shallow and vulnerable he truly is

may also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without v–gr- or another s-xual aid
lee is a real pump action pete. i heard his dad took his car away and now he can’t even get laid.

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