pump and dump
similar to a one night stand. one who purposely fornicates with another, while not intending to see them in the future. like a conquest.
chad: “dude, i scored a hot piece of -ss last night!”
ken: “what, is she like your girlfriend now or something?”
chad: “naw man, it was just a pump and dump scenario. i’ve got a date with buffy tonight.”
one night stand
when a man has s-xual intercourse with a woman, and then breaks up with her (if they are in a relationship) or never speaks to or makes contact with them again after the aforesaid act.
tom:- did you go to that party last night?
ollie:- yeah, i did that fit girl from wells hall. she was so good. she know’s how to f–k.
tom:- did you get her number?
ollie:- naa, i just pumped and dumped her. what’s her name again?
tom:- you’re such a man slag. you allways pump and dump
act of sh-tting and jerking off at the same time
i only had five minutes alone in the bathroom so i had to pump and dump
to pump and dump a load in a hot hole and leave. usually referring bareback s-x (-n-l s-x without a condom). a breed and bail
dude, up for a pump and dump?
that would be great… have a few before work
to pump a stock that you own and dump it when the price goes up.
stay away from qbid it is a pump and dump.
a fast, unprotected s-xual meeting between two gay men, where the top “pumps” the bottom and “dumps” his -j-c-l-t- inside the receiver.
i need to get off, know anyone up for a quick pump and dump?
when a guy has s-x with a girl with the intent to only get a nut. it consists of 1 – 5 pumps or thrusts followed by -j-c-l-t–n (dump his load) followed by the departure of the male to go back to the party or wherever it was that he met the victim of the “pump and dump”
much to sallys displeasure, her and jacks s-xual experience at keegans party consisted of only a pump and dump in the bathroom.
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