pump the goose


(v)
1. to insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. derived from mispr-nunciation of “pimp the hoes.”

2. possible slang for masturbation.
“my good friend brother edwards likes to pump the goose on friday nights.”

– “he what?”

“pimp the hoes! the hoes!”

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