Pumpigus


a wild creature who cannot be tamed. a pumpigus is usually a ginger with their first name starting with an s. pumpigus’s have little to no swag and drink chocolate milk three times a day (unless subst-tuted by snapple.) if you think you are a pumpigus, you may need to seek help because you may be an evil pumpigus. if you are not an evil pumpigus, then you are a random pumpigus. pumpigus’s are casual, confident, c-cky, occasionally nice, friendly, s-xy, hot, lovable, evil, and strange. beware of pumpigus’s (also known as billy3’s)!
a pumpigus is less than a llama.

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