Pumping The Faucet


a new and genius definition by ya boi, logic…

-pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don’t know what the f-ck that means, then you can go f-ck yourself…
-mom- (knocks on the door) “what are you doing son…?”

-james- (gasps)”uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet”

-mom- “oh myyy goddd, you’re doing wwhhaaat…? where did you learn that language…? don’t you dare talk to “me” like that!!! you’re grounded young man!!! i’m calling the police!!”

-james- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) “ha! you’re doing that..? g-d, you’re one stupid b-tch! yeah, why don’t you tell them to bring you some pizza and some f-ckin’ twinkies while your at it, ya fat b-tch! go ahead and call em’, i don’t give a sh-t, i’ll be waiting!”

-mom- “just wait ya little b-st-rd, when they come, you’re -ss is going to detention, where you’ll be put in time out for misbehaving, end of story!!”

-james- “go suck a fat one, stupid sl-t!”

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