Pumping the Well


while sitting on the toilet and experiencing sh-t cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forward coming, chest to knees, causing said sh-t to be pumped out of your bowels.
hey steve i just blew it up in there. my stomach hurt so bad and i was “pumping the well” to get it started.
while sitting on the toilet and experiencing sh-t cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said sh-t to be pumped out of your bowels.
hey steve i just blew it up in there. my stomach hurt so bad and i was “pumping the well” to get it started.

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