Pumpington
pumpington is a slang term for s-x. whenever one talks about s-x the phrase “pumpington yeah!” takes it’s place.
rob: “what are you going to do tonight?”
andrew: “enjoy myself some pumpington yeah!”
rob: “pumpington yeah!”
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