pumpkin dick
1. a p-n-s that is on the shorter side but has so much girth that it has the ability to cause women intese pleasure and/or pain
2. a p-n-s with so much girth that during oral s-x a woman has a hard time fitting it in her mouth
1. kori: so have you and chris done it yet?
shannon: yeah and let me tell you he’s kinda short but i had the best -rg-sm of my life
kori: he knows how to work it, doesn’t he?
shannon: he has got the best pumpkin d-ck i’ve ever seen and had. i couldn’t walk right all day!
2. i wanted to give him head last night but he had a pumpkin d-ck that made it impossible.
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