pumpkin fucker
one who thoroughly enjoys and engages in the activity of f-cking pumpkins.
“i just saw toby carve a hole in that pumpkin and stick his p-n-s inside. what a pumpkin f-cker”
1) one who inserts p-n-s into pumpkins
2) one who f-cks pumpkins
person 1: yo scotty, i heard about what you did for two bucks, you pumpkin f-cker!
a pumpkin f-cker is an individual who enjoys ravaging the swollen ginger p-ssy of an extremely tiny person and/or midget. to achieve the state in which the p-ssy looks inflamed and takes the shape of a pumpkin, you must first,
1. find a dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. sh-t in a sock
3. tie the sh-t filled sock at the end of a belt
4. use all your might to beat the v-g-n-l area with the “sh-t- sock-belt” until it resembles a pumpkin
5. enjoy the the “pumpkin”
a person who follows these steps is indeed a pumpkin f-cker.
dylan- i woke up in the middle of the night to discover my roommate matt pumpkin f-cking the sh-t out of this midget.
luke- no dude its only pumpkin f-cking if she was a ginger.
dylan- she was!!! her p-ssy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!
luke- do you think i could get her number??
dylan- ew you pumpkin f-cker!
a h-m- hobo that goes around on halloween and f-cks pumpkins and steals carmel flavored apples from little kids not any older then 9, sometimes he rapes them and f-cks the sh-t out of his pumpkin. in general he beats out like 78,000000000 pumpkins every halloween. the day after halloween he gets all the ones he left behind
“what a pumpkin f-cker”
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