Pumpkin Fucking
putting a pumpkin between the v-g-n- and the wiener and smashing repeatedly so pieces of the pumpkin are buried into the v-g-n-
see that girl over there? it’s halloween and that b-tch looks pretty down for pumpkin f-cking.
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