pumpkin greed

(noun) the insatiable craving to find the biggest pumpkin in the lot, following the motto “bigger is better”, when shopping for a pumpkin to make into a jack-o-lantern; the rapid scramble to compete with other customers and sn-tch up the biggest pumpkin in the lot before someone else spots it.
when we went picking pumpkins at the pumpkin patch yesterday, i developed a bad case of pumpkin greed, rabidly and anxiously making sure n-body else found a bigger pumpkin than i.


although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied…so i strived to find one even bigger.


becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? you have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when i’m always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!

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