pumpkin pants
a man who enjoys putting cold gourds against his genitals in public settings. a debauche, freak, s-xual pervert; a real devin.
also tend to cause traumatic events for children around halloween
“hey did you hear how devin f-cked that pumpkin in the dining hall”
“yeah hes a real pumpkin pants”
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